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Bevchenko
23-06-14, 02:05 AM
So today I received an email from Harry Wilson who wants to talk to me about his late client Albert Van Bevan. I can only assume Harry looks like one of the following three people, of which we will narrow down as our correspondance continues.

http://matookenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/george-fonejacker.jpg http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/02/12/1226004/943716-yourmoney-scammer.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2013/3/17/1363547411345/Olivier-Metzner-010.jpg

Here is the initial email I received from Harry...



Wilson H (wilsonwilson1123@outlook.fr)
18/06/2014

There is an important issue I want to discuss with you concerning my
late client who bears the same last surname with you Albart Van Bevan.
This is all about inheritance claim worth ($13.850.000.00usd). Contact
me in my private email for more details and
clarifications.(wilsonharry1_esq@hotmail.co.uk)
Harry Wilson.

Seems legit! I think we should start replying to Harry what do you guys think? In the meantime I will reach out to him to break the ice...



Hi Harry, I trust this email finds you well.

Thank you for emailing me about your late client Albart Van Bevan, why is he late is he deceased or has he missed transportation to get to your meeting? If you could clarify it would be much appreciated. I missed a bus once to a very important meeting I know how tricky it can be sometimes, hopefully you will give him another chance.

$13.850.000 USD! Wow that is a fantastic sum of money, I hope Abart doesn't spend it all at once! It is important to make interest on it through the bank so he should keep it in there!

I look forward to hearing from you in due course,

All the best,

Lord Bevan.

Hopefully we won't be waiting too long to hear from Harry...

Bevchenko
26-06-14, 01:16 AM
So unfortunately Harry Wilson, doesn't appear to have great access from his internet cafe as I am yet to hear back from him. However, upon trawling through my Facebook messages under the "other" section (I didn't even know this existed I couldn't believe my luck that I had received a similar message from Barrister David John Adile. Unfortunately this message was unread from 2012! I was adamant his account would no longer work but thought I would test the water anyway and would you believe it, this morning I received a response!! Here's how it went down...

Bevchenko
26-06-14, 01:20 AM
Here's the original Facebook message sent to my personal account in 2012:



Dear Bevan,

I am contacting you for the claim of my late client funds that was deposited
with the bank here in Lome-Togo. Mr.B. A. Bevan, who was involved in a ghastly
motor accident along Novice express Road with his family. I decided to contact
you as a matter of urgency regarding this issue. I want to present you to the
bank as the living next of kin so that the fund worth $ 17.5 million used,
(Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).will be release
to you.

Please contact me through this email address (mrdavidadile0tg1@gmail.com) for
more details of this transaction.

Thanks

Yours faithfully,
Barrister David John Adile.

I thought it would be best to send a message back from the wealthy aristocrat Lord Farquaad Van Bevan who uses hotmail :ok:



Good afternoon Barrister Adile, Please accept my apologies in the delay it has taken to respond to you I have only just found this email in my junk items for some strange reason!

I am extremely sorry to hear about your late client, I hear the Novice Express Road is rather treacherous at times. I hope your government can make it safer sooner rather than later so that there will not be any further deaths.

I am surprised to hear about the $17.5m USD. I didn't even know I was related to Mr B.A. Bevan. What was his first name?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Warmest Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan.

- - - Updated - - -

Barrister David John Adile has since sent me a very large response:



Dear Bevan ,

Hereby receipt of your reply, and as you rightly know, I got in touch
with you in this matter based on the fact that you bear the same
surname with my late client, and the same nationality as I wanted to
stay with relatives, without success, and instead, the fund,
confiscated by Finance firm, as I mentioned in my proposal, or be
asserted by some unscrupulous persons.

Please note that everything that I want from you is to stand as next
of kin and beneficiary of the unclaimed property of my deceased
client.

I would like to inform you that the next relationship as stated
inheritance law, not limited to relationships deceased neither she
confessed to the scheme of parental relationships, and this is the
choice of the benefactor for whom he wishes to his will (the
beneficiary), either formally write, or informally by secret
information disclosure beneficiary, his / her business partner,
relationship, relatives, friends or well-wisher, well, so by virtue of
the above, I seek consent to present you as next of kin of the
deceased client, since the presumptive next of kin died along with
him.

It was the finance company where the deposits was made invited me to
their office and instructed me as his lawyer here in order to find and
submit them to his next of kin for the release of his outstanding
fund, the total amount . It is after this I decided to write to you as
a namesake to help me put in a claim to the fund for the production
and transmission.

I intend to offer you 50% of the total funds, while 50% should be for
me sincerely you must immediately send your full details such as your
full name to be submitted as a beneficiary to the Finance firm,
profession, address, telephone and fax numbers, therefore, I intend to
continue in the same submitting to the Finance firm to present you as
the only immediate relatives of the deceased client for the subsequent
release of the deposit to you in accordance with their normal process.

Forward to me as follows:

1. Your full name...........
2. Address..............
3. Fax Number................
4. Occupation ...............
5. Age .............
6. Telephone number.....

Above information will help me submit application to the bank on your
name. You can call me on the phone number as listed below for further
instructions. Please call me on my phone number lets discuss more
about this deal.

Best regards,
Mr.David Adile (ESQ).
+22898239044

I can see why his email is still working to this day and never been shut down, he's got no "game" has he lets be honest, he copies and pastes everything. Maybe we can help him become a better person and give him some IT skills. I'm going to try and get him out of his robotic self.

Bevchenko
26-06-14, 01:41 AM
Hopefully my response will get Barrister David John Adile out of his shell a little..



Barrister David John Adile it is great to hear back from you once more. I feel your previous correspondence was rather mundane considering the opportunity at stake!

I'm amazed to find that Mr B. A. Bevan is also San Marinese, it is very rare to find a fellow relation from the nation of San Marino, although I do no reside in England, but this surely confirms his relationship to me!

As previously mentioned I would like to know more about my fallen relation. What does the B. A. stand for in his name? Why was a man from San Marino traveling down the notorious Novice Express Road in Lome-Togo!

Please help me try and picture this all together for my piece of mind.

I am also astonished and somewhat offended that a Barrister like yourself would request 50% of the potential inheritance when I do not know much about your qualifications!!

How old are you? Where did you study? When did you graduate with your law degree? Did you obtain first class honors? This will go a long way to appeasing your request.

I am currently traveling across Europe on business and will adhere to respond to your reply at the earliest opportunity.

Cordiali Saluti (that's how we say Warm Regards in San Marino)

Lord Farquaad.

Bevchenko
26-06-14, 01:44 AM
I am adamant Barrister David John Adile looks like one of the following:

http://allafrica.com/download/pic/main/main/csiid/00231319:6b4bcd6cbb5c8e02fd92d18cde9cebf7:arc614x3 76:w614:us1.jpg

http://www.goodlife.com.ng/uploads/Bola-Browne_346_fat.jpg

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/cleese_as_a_barrister-228x300.jpg

Redknapp69
26-06-14, 01:45 AM
Genius :)

godo
26-06-14, 11:22 PM
Great stuff, just like reading 419 eater.

Bevchenko
07-07-14, 05:52 AM
This guy is dreadful, let's give him another nudge:



Barrister David John Adile, I hope you are OK and are in good health? I have not heard from you since my previous correspondence.

I am a very busy man, and although this is a slight hindrance to my daily duties I was hoping we could get further in this inquiry sooner rather than later.

Cordiali Saluti

Lord Farquaad.

info0
07-07-14, 01:49 PM
:rofl:

And I bet people do pay money and the lad who sends this shit laughs hard... :X

Bevchenko
07-07-14, 11:38 PM
:rofl:

And I bet people do pay money and the lad who sends this shit laughs hard... :X

Mate scammers make an absolute fortune this way!

Bevchenko
10-07-14, 07:37 AM
Looks like our friend has replied with a very lengthy email!....

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/e8f/ad7/943/resized/horatiocaruso-meme-generator-looks-like-this-punk-s-gone-phishing-dca7b0.jpg?1332798655.jpg



Dear Lord Farquaad Bevan,
I thank you for your interest in my proposal so far, in-spite of any
doubts incurred, which may occur to anyone who receives such offer.
Firstly, I would want us to entrust this transaction in the hands of
the Almighty God for with Him, every concern of our lives meet
solution. I have perfected every arrangement within my power and
ability for the success of this transaction and the rest will be
entrusted to God.
I have contacted you to assist me in claiming this fund out of the
bank's vault before the management will confiscate the fund.
Let me elaborate a bit about the deceased biography
The late Mr. Benny Alison Bevan, was a material procurement contractor
for heavy duty companies. He was a successful businessman here in West
Africa for years. He had a company of his own, was married with only
one son. He had the accident on his way to the northern part of our
country and with him were his wife and son of which they all died in
the accident. He was a big customer to the BCEAO BANK TOGO.


His deposit certificate and the death certificate are presently in my
possession. Actually, I do not know what you will like to know more
about him. Hence, I will give you more details as you may want to know
if you ask me.
I would want you to understand also that in the banking/Financial
trust houses, chances or opportunities like this are common but not
spoken nor heard of, though, very rare. People put their monies in
banks and some of these accounts are either coded or confidentially
operated, Therefore, when such people die what do you think that
happens to these monies when nobody comes for their claims, both
relatives and friends neither a next of kin to claim their monies?
Well, this is one of the numerous avenues good "free" monies are made
within and amongst the bankers as well as people like us who happens
to be opportune to such estates.

I want you to understand that I did not mastermind Mr. Benny Alison
Bevan’s death and I did not operate or managed his account, if there
was something that I could have done personally to have this money
sent to his real relatives if they could be found, independent of the
bank management, believe me, I would have done it.

Normally, when something like this happens in our local banks here, it
is reported to the management. The Management can only wait for about
two years for a next of kin to show up without publishing it or making
it public. Of course, like you know, false claimants must definitely
show up. Therefore, it is not published and the bank only waits for
the real heir to show up as the availability of such funds are
expected to be in the late "customers will" which would be the only
source to identify anybody who is entitled to such estate. So the Bank
gives two years for this, and if no claimant comes forward, then, the
management sends the money to the Debt Re-conversion Department and
the account is closed.
Now the question is, who runs the Debt Re-conversion Department and
who is the Management? The answer is simple. The chairman, managing
director and members of the board of directors. These are individuals
and these monies are shared amongst them and nobody asks questions. As
a matter of fact such issues are not even discussed outside board
meetings. It becomes sealed and cleaned. To explain myself properly, I
am not a board member and of course, I am not part of the Management
and I am not rich either,therefore,if I have this opportunity and
throw it to the wolves, then I must be the "stupidest" the most
"foolish-man" that has ever lived. It was when I met with the Account
Officer that I got this clue. He informed me to go in search of a
foreign partner who can assist us in claiming the funds offshore.
Hence, I contacted you. So, we are the only ones involved in this
transaction except as you are intending to assist us claim the funds
for our mutual disbursement.

Bear in mind that this is not a joke neither is it an email
embarrassment. We have carefully put everything in place and since
this is an opportunity open for anybody, we do not see anything wrong
or "fraudulent" in what we are doing as long as we are not hurting
anybody. I can only tell you that destiny has a role to play in this.
The column for the next of kin to this claim is presently vacant. You
are a human being and you can draw your own judgment from the above
explanations and see to the legality and the necessity for us to go
for this claim. My conscience is clear and I have no genuine reasons
to worry about the dead.
This project remains absolutely confidential. I want us to take it up
in the manner that nobody hears about it, until the funds hit your
bank account.

I have all the original documents necessary for the claim of this
fund. I should be asking myself, should I confide my entire trust in
you in getting this fund offshore where we shall disburse amicably.
Believing we shall have our own share as soon as you claim this fund.
I believe with these elaborations you will see with me and know where
I am coming from and where we are going.
Let me have the under listed information to enable me authenticate
your name by oath as heir and beneficiary to my late client:
Age
Telephone number
Social status & Occupation
Address
My direct telephone number is +228-9027-11-28.
I await your call and cooperation,

ADILE ASSOCIATE CHAMBERS
75 BOULEVARD DE LA PAIX
B.P 4488 LOME-TOGO
TEL +228 90271128,

Respectfully,
David Adile (Esq).

Bevchenko
10-07-14, 07:38 AM
Benny Alison Bevan :lol: this guy is too much :lol:

Erkifino
10-07-14, 08:22 AM
Benny Hill morelike!

Bevchenko
11-07-14, 12:29 AM
I responded this morning:



Dear Barrister David John Adile,

Thank you for your reply and I am glad that you entrust this transaction in the hands of the Almighty God.
Who do you believe to be your Almighty God? There are so many religions on this earth!

Davey-Boy, may I call you this? it can be your nickname as we are now friends, I will help you on this quest!

I feel sad for Mr Benny Alison Bevan, if only we could have met in different circumstances! But I feel he would be angered if the government held on to his hard earned monies, and thus I believe it is morally acceptable to help you as he would have wanted good in this world surely!!

Could you do something for me my friend Davey-Boy? after all I am such a busy man traveling Europe.
Could you do me the honour of emailing me a copy of Mr Benny Alison Bevan's deposit and death certificates which I know are in your possession to confirm his wealth?
Also could you send me a picture of yourself so I know this is you and not someone trying to trick me? Maybe holding a sign with a code word..
Hmm, I know have the sign say "CM0102 FAN", I will then know this is a genuine request.

My good friend Stannis Baratheon is traveling with me at this present time and he thinks it is a fantastic opportunity. Stannis has had a hard time recently and I hope the Almighty God can give him some luck, some people believe he is the one true King of the San Marinese.

I am very excited about this matter at hand Davey-Boy and hopefully we can do Mr Benny Alison Bevan proud!!

I am 71yrs of age my good friend, I was born into a wealthy family as Lord of the Manor, and thus have no true occupation. However, as mentioned I am a very busy man and the small business I do is helping my good friend Stannis Baratheon who works in the shoe industry.

As mentioned I travel constantly so don't have a steady address for mailing purposes so email is the best form.

However, one of my properties is

Ightham Mote
Sevenoaks
Kent
England.


I have a very good feeling about this Davey-Boy, I feel I can trust you. I hope you can trust me?

I look forward to you adhering to my requests so we can get this transaction concluded quickly and efficiently.

Cordiali Saluti,

Lord Farquaad.

Redknapp69
11-07-14, 02:07 AM
Brilliant Bevva!

godfreemorals
11-07-14, 09:33 AM
Incredible!

I eagerly await Barrister David John Adile's reply
:couch:

Goofy
11-07-14, 01:23 PM
:lol:

Supervale
12-07-14, 08:04 PM
Haha this is brilliant!!

Bevchenko
15-07-14, 05:11 AM
Davey-Boy has been in touch....



Dear Lord Farquaad,
I thank you very much for your response and interest to my proposal. I
have heard what you said and I will be glad to make this claim with
you for our mutual disbursement. Please, all I need from you is to
follow strictly my advice and instructions to enable the bank transfer
this money into your new or empty account. I accept your nickname
Davey-Boy, and would love to call you Papa Farquaad ok!

I want you to understand that this is inheritance fund and I do not
think there is any law in any part of this world that is against
inheritance of any kind irrespective of the amount, country, family
name, language, sex, religion e.t.c, hence one has the right to choose
his or her next of kin from anywhere to inherit his or her financial
or material assets.

It is important you know also that before this money will be
transferred into your bank account, all the necessary legal documents
to authenticate the source and origin of this money into your account
will be fully documented in your name and issued to your bank and you
by the bank here to avoid any questions from your Government or any
other financial authority concerned. Therefore, I agree to work with
you, but the conditions you set do not show you trust me. To be
candid, lawyers do not release their official documents to not well
known persons just for asking. Against this principle, I consider you
as a senior person, so will try to meet your request if that is the
only thing that will make you assist me.

Meanwhile, I want you to call me for us to talk over some important
things before I respond to your request.

Waiting for your call soon..

David Adile.
Direct Line +228 9027 1128.

- - - Updated - - -

Can't deal :lol: :rofl:


I accept your nickname
Davey-Boy

info0
15-07-14, 05:34 AM
Laughed my ass off :lol:

Redknapp69
15-07-14, 07:11 AM
Togo number is +228

Ask him if he knows Adebayor!

Or ask him to call you on a sex line number

Bevchenko
15-07-14, 07:13 AM
We know he's from Togo, didn't you hear Mr Benny Alison Bevan died on the notorious Novice Express Road in North Lome!!

ozRooster
15-07-14, 07:54 AM
Must remember this for "Thread of the Year".

Bevchenko
16-07-14, 01:18 AM
Come on Davey-Boy....



Dear Davey-Boy, my good friend I trust this email finds you well and the Almighty God is looking down on you favorably.

As you know I am a busy man, and I want to conclude this deal as soon as possible as I'm sure you would. So let's make haste and get too it!

My good friend Stannis Baratheon's business partner Daenerys Targaryen who supplies Stannis with faux dragon leather for his shoes has told me she too went through a similar process but was allowed to see copies of the deposit and death certificates. So if you could please send me the following as previously asked we can conclude this mutually beneficial transaction swiftly.

1. Do me the honour of emailing me a copy of Mr Benny Alison Bevan's deposit and death certificates which I know are in your possession to confirm his wealth.
2. Send me a picture of yourself so I know this is you and not someone trying to trick me holding a sign with a code word "CM0102 FAN".

I too consider you a senior person Davey-Boy, and know this is a fantastic opportunity for us both, I just need to ease my friend Stannis' mind with the above so he too believes me.

I am currently flying to Geneva so will buy a mobile phone once there. We are not allowed to use phones on airplanes, but I can access the interweb on the Pear iMac laptop from 30,000 feet.

I look forward to you adhering to my polite requests before I land.

Saluti Carlsbergi,

Lord Farquaad.

ozRooster
16-07-14, 04:14 AM
http://imgur.com/3asasVV

ZanSnake
16-07-14, 10:08 AM
I would love to see a Cm 01/02 legend name dropped in! :D

Professional stuff Bev, can't wait to see if Davey-Boy will come good with the sign :P

EL-TOPPO
18-07-14, 01:06 AM
Get good ol Taribo West and To Madeira in on the action. With Taribo being Nigerian he could act as your intermediary! :D

Bevchenko
18-07-14, 01:08 AM
I think if I play any of the African lads it might scare him off a bit.

I'll cry if he does the pic :lol:

Bevchenko
21-07-14, 02:02 AM
So we've heard back from Davey-Boy...

He seems concerned that we didn't call him when we landed in Geneva....



Dear Papa Farquaad,
How are you doing? I have waited for about two days now to receive
your call as you promised buying a phone when you get to Geneva. All
this while, your requests are giving me great concern about how to
take a picture with such inscription and releasing Benny's bank
deposit and death certificates without even a phone call from you. To
tell you the truth Papa Farquaad, I am still not very clear of the
motive behind this demand without considering also my request.

Well, I have resolved to send the picture alone waiting for your call
before I release the certificates. I am doing this because I want to
erase any kind of suspicion in your mind that I want to trick you. I
have attached my picture with the inscription as you are demanding, so
let me know ..

Greetings,
D.Adile.

and this my friend is our crook.....


http://i62.tinypic.com/35lvleg.jpg


I am literally streaming tears :pound:

So, who would have believed that the right honorable Barrister David A. Adile would not be one of the three pictures we originally imaged but in fact turned out to be former Premiership Football Andy Impey!

The resemblance is uncanny!!

http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/leicester-city-andrew-impey-317-merlin-s-f.a.-premier-league-04-autograph-edition-sticker-52783-p.jpg

Fods
21-07-14, 02:10 AM
:rofl:

Bevchenko
21-07-14, 02:11 AM
I don't even know how to reply to him :lol:

Do we conclude this and move on to a new target? Do we kill off Lord Farquaad and bring Stannis and his shoes in to this?

Fods
21-07-14, 02:16 AM
Tell him that you didnt make it to Geneva as you were flying with Malysian Airlines got scared of being shot down by terrorists.

tell him you are now flying with Nigerian Arlines and will be in geneva next week, give him your "hotel" number for him to call you at 1pm geneva time... (obv give him a sex line number or even better the local police)

:)

Redknapp69
21-07-14, 08:26 AM
Genius!

He looks mightily fucked off in the photo!

Professional looking chap though - I'd believe anything he says :lol:

Bevchenko
21-07-14, 08:30 AM
Fresh suit, reckon he bought it with last weeks scam money he made off some poor lady.

churky
21-07-14, 08:52 AM
Eventually, tell him you were on to him from the beginning. Although we won't see his face, I bet it will be worth it.

Angelis
21-07-14, 01:57 PM
This is brilliant!

that chaps button looks like its barely hanging on... you should raise this concern with him

Jesus
21-07-14, 02:28 PM
I can't believe he replied with a picture. Hook, line and sinker.

info0
21-07-14, 03:01 PM
:lol:

Awesome picture xD.

Awesome thread Bev :D.

Cafcjgreen
21-07-14, 04:15 PM
Best picture ever. Early contender for thread of the year?

Kingsley
22-07-14, 12:00 PM
Loving this. If you want to end this, I could contact him to say that you were on MH17

Craig Forrest
22-07-14, 04:39 PM
Loving this. If you want to end this, I could contact him to say that you were on MH17

That would be the perfect ending...... and tell him we're setting up a memorial fund to help his wife and daughter so if he'd be kind enough to donate some money Lord Bevan's family would be eternally grateful :D

EL-TOPPO
22-07-14, 08:34 PM
:lol:

Go for it lads.. Would be epic to see what he says!

Jose
30-07-14, 08:21 AM
Just finished reading this in tears :lol: You guys have to finish this :lol:

Dermotron
19-08-14, 04:39 PM
These guys could related Bev, you're onto a winner here imo :ok:


To your attention,

My name is Jacobs Ellis, i am citizen of Jerusalem in Israel and currently i am working with Central Bank of Nigeria and with 25 year working experience with CBN. My position is Chief Engineer in the Remittance Department of CBN.

I am in urgent need of your partnership to execute a lucrative business transaction for mutual benefit. A deceased customer left outstanding fund valued $58.5million in our offshore bank account in Ever Green Federal Bank of America. The Bank has assigned me to locate nearest relative of the deceased customer. I know fully well that he has no relative by the time of his death. I would like to present you as the nearest relative of the deceased to the bank so that we can inheritance his fortunes. The particulars of fund will be sent to you for your perusal and some datas will be changed to your personal name. Be assured that fund will be transferred to your private account without any risk or hitch. Once you receive the fund, 60% will be for me and 40% for you at the end.

If you are interested kindly get back to me with your full name, address and Telephone number on email below:

Email: cbn.gov.org@financier.com
Telephone: +234-703-118-0920

I will brief you more on this transaction as soon as i hear from you.You are my first contact I shall wait for days and if I do not hear from you I shall continue with my search for a reliable partner.

Sincerely,

Jacobs Ellis.
Chief Engineer
Remittance Departemnt CBN.

Redknapp69
20-08-14, 12:44 AM
Please don't say this is over Bevva?!

Bevchenko
20-08-14, 03:49 AM
That one is dead mate, looking for some new emails!! So may do the one above?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Bevchenko
20-08-14, 06:12 AM
Also feel like we should have a checklist of goals to get from the task! Such as:

1) Get photo of scammer holding sign
2) Get scammer to believe you are from "Game of Thrones" etc

ZanSnake
31-10-14, 11:50 PM
No response still Bev?

Otherwise, HoF!!!

Redknapp69
01-11-14, 12:28 AM
Loved this :)

Fods
01-11-14, 12:40 AM
Bev will be on manly beach this weekend with temps soaring to 35/36 degrees.

ZanSnake
01-11-14, 12:59 AM
that picture of the culprit alone is worthy of HoF :lol:

Bevchenko
15-01-15, 11:40 PM
Boys we're back in business with a new one!! Introducing....

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan and the great Ivory Coast/Senegalese RomCom Scam!!

So here is how the original email panned out which dropped into my inbox, and In all honesty I wasn't holding out much hope after my last three attempts at fishing for a scam fell on deaf ears.


Hello dear,
i am miss Rose Oliver
i came across your contact at https://facebook.com while browsing in the Internet now and it captured my interest and i become motivated to reach you,please i will like us to hold a good relationship with a real love,contact me for more introduction about me, also i will send my pictures to you for this will Forster the relationship and also bring us together to know each other better,i look forward for your response. my dear,age or color even distance can't deny any genuine love,so please lets give our self a trial,thanks till i hear from you

My initial response was as follows and keeping in line with our favourite character Lord Farquaad:


Good day to you Miss Oliver,

Whilst one doesn't use Facebook I am quite surprised you came across my good name. However, one is pleasantly surprised to hear from you.

I trust you are well? Please tell me more about yourself.

Kind Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan

Then two days later....HOOKED!!

http://hitchnfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/grab-your-rod-these-girls-wanna-go-fishing-37-photosgrab-your-rod-these-girls-wanna-go-fishing-37-photos-26.jpg

The response from Miss Rose, it's got the potential to be a cracker!!


My Dear One,

I am more than happy in your urgent mail to my mail. How are you today? l hope fine. Mine is not too good due to my suffering condition here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Miss Rose Oliver I am (23) years old, single and never married, 5ft 8 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes. l am from Ivory Coast in West Africa and presently l am residing in a church Orphanage home here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago. I lost my both Parents during this deadly Political War, that Damaged Thousands of innocent Souls in Ivory Coast.

My family was among the first target of the rebels because my Late father a Successful business and also a politician supporting the present Government when the problems was about to start. l managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where l am staying now and never pray or think to step my legs in that bloody country called Ivory Coast.

I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture, i will like you to send me your picture also, Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Yours Forever,
Miss Rose.

I'm a bit disappointed she supplied her picture, as I wanted us to guess again :doh: However, here it is:

http://i.imgur.com/SA8uCbS.jpg

I'm pretty sure this isn't her and that we actually have a guy talking to us. I reckon it's his sister or girlfriend.

You have a couple of days to help plan our storyline before I go back to them. How should we play this one out?

Discuss..

Redknapp69
16-01-15, 12:12 AM
Wahahahahahahaha - superb!

I think as the African Cup of Nations is on that has to be put somewhere in the next few responses back to her/him!

Interesting yet that no money has been asked for - really trying to suck you in - all very nice questions so far but the war story seed has obviously been planted with you!

If you do a quick search for Rose Oliver on facebook - you find a different sized lady!

How long do you want this to go on for? Quite a few responses or are you looking to keep it sharp and sweet and "cut to the chase"?

Bevchenko
16-01-15, 12:14 AM
I definitely want to drag it out for as long as possible as long as it's kept amusing and daring as the more we waste their time, the less time they have to steal from other people :)

ZanSnake
16-01-15, 04:31 PM
Got to mention AFCON :P

You should grab a random google image to send to her too :D

Bevchenko
20-01-15, 04:14 AM
So I went back to "Miss Rose Oliver"...


My fair Rose,

One was feeling wonderful this morning to hear from you, until I saw you were not so good!

I am distraught to hear that you have lost your parents in recent years due to the Political War in Ivory Coast, I too have lost my parents in a terrible accident involving a horse and faulty leather shoe. Although I will never forget that day as a child which will haunt me for the rest of my life it did indeed spur me on to be the successful businessman that I am today. "Every cloud has a silver lining" as they say!

You would like to know more about me? Well where should I start? I am male, 72 years of age, from Scotland. I too am a successful businessman just like your late father. I enjoy brisk walks in the Scottish highlands, Sports, business, and drinking fine wine. Not all at the same time though that would be rather silly!

Your photo is very fetching and it looks like you are in good health? The orphanage in Senegal must be treating you well? They have nice furniture by the looks of things!

Here is a picture of me from when I last visited London on business.

What else would you like to know about me? Please tell me more about your hobbies, where you go on holiday? your friends at the orphanage?

Warmest Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan

http://i.imgur.com/CrNW0ZL.jpg

:humble:

Erkifino
20-01-15, 09:31 AM
:ok:

Redknapp69
21-01-15, 02:06 AM
Wahahahahaha - Billy C! :)

BobMem
21-01-15, 09:49 AM
This is awesome!! Great work Bev.

Please note, in 'her' initial email Rose capitalised the F in Forster, which leads me to believe their autocorrect has picked that up without them noticing, and they therefore must either be Southampton fans or have a fantasy football team!

Bevchenko
21-01-15, 10:07 AM
This is awesome!! Great work Bev.

Please note, in 'her' initial email Rose capitalised the F in Forster, which leads me to believe their autocorrect has picked that up without them noticing, and they therefore must either be Southampton fans or have a fantasy football team!


Good spot!! Could our scammer be the legendary Ali Dia!? Who bizarrely was born in Dakar, Senegal where our "Miss Rose Oliver" currently resides!!

Imagine!!!



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ZanSnake
21-01-15, 06:43 PM
Good spot!! Could our scammer be the legendary Ali Dia!? Who bizarrely was born in Dakar, Senegal where our "Miss Rose Oliver" currently resides!!

Imagine!!!



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That would be epic :lol:

Bevchenko
22-01-15, 11:33 PM
Poor Miss Rose Oliver, it looks like she's going through a hard time....




Dearest one,
Thanks for your mail, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and i was praying and fasting for my situation. i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I'm received from this camp here where i am now. Meanwhile I wanted to escape to Europe but i lost my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily the rebels did not discover where I kept my father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum (protection from danger) under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar- Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country.

I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to as all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war. The only person i have now is Reverend father Humiu James. Pastor of ( Christ Mission Assemble ) here in the camp. He has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i live in the females hostel.

The Reverend father's phone number is ( +221-77-07-55677 ) please i want you to call me by 1:30 PM GMT today, we have more to discuss, please when you call, tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the hostel. Please at refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to the death of my parents took place.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$6,800,000.00 ( Six Million eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars only), in a bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents for confirmation upon your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. I will also like to complete my academic studies in your Country which you will help me to recommend a nice medical Higher Institution. I was studying Health science before the killing of my parents by the Rebels and was a second year student in the University.

It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest, I will send you the contact of the bank immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

Am waiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self, please i beg you not to disclose it.

Yours Rose.

Bevchenko
23-01-15, 01:36 AM
Big Papi to the rescue....


My sweet flower, (I hope you like what I did there as you are named after a beautiful flower).

I feel like things are really moving fast between us, I too would really like to have a good relationship with you as I feel I could become a father figure in your life.

I am glad you decided to contact me, although I am deeply saddened about your situation.

Although I indeed would like to help you, I feel like we need to trust each other and get to know each other better. Please be so kind as to answer my questions:

1)What do you like to do in your spare time?
2)What is the weather like in Senegal?
3)Do you have a boyfriend?
4)What do you want to do for a job once you finish your studies?
5)What is your favourite chocolate?

I feel this is the beginning of a blossoming (like how a Rose blossoms) relationship between us.

Please be careful my rouge perennial for I feel that Reverend Father Humiu James' intentions may not be 100% genuine with you being a beautiful female all alone, please tell me you will be careful!! However, I will not call Reverend Father Humiu James at this moment in time, as I do not trust someone I don't know. I trust you Rose, I really do. Maybe have Reverend Father Humiu James contact me via his email letting me know his intentions in keeping you safeguarded until we solve this issue at hand?

Rose, I am a wealthy man who made my monies in the shrimp industry catching millions of pounds worth off the coasts of Scotland. Did you know that shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.

Therefore due to the success of my business empire I do not require 30% of your fathers' hard earnt money, you Rose, you keep it all. I will help you get out of Senegal, and help you get back to your studies.

Yours forever,

Lord Farquuad Van Bevan (you can call me Big Papi from now on as I feel we are making progress) x.

Redknapp69
23-01-15, 01:51 AM
Wahahahahaha :)

BobMem
23-01-15, 05:58 AM
Haha, great stuff :)

You've got to ask for the CM0102 Fan picture, and you can send the one of 'you', from the previous bloke, to show what you mean!

Cafcjgreen
23-01-15, 11:34 AM
:lol:

ZanSnake
23-01-15, 02:22 PM
Excellent suff :D


Can't wait to see how tgey reply :P

Bevchenko
26-01-15, 10:27 PM
http://rs2img.memecdn.com/Facepalm_c_92428.jpg

Miss Rose Oliver doesn't seem to be playing ball at all. It's literally just looking like copy and paste, time to make this chump work a little!!

Here is her response:


Hello My Darling,
How are you today, I believe you are doing fine! As for me i am fine here with all hopes to meet with you immediately after the transfer of my money to your position for a better life.

Darling here is not easy for me, i am really suffering a lot in this camp, staying here is not good for me, we find it very difficult here, i really want to come out from here and come over there.

Please darling like i told you in my last mail that this money was deposited by my late father when he was alive, and i managed to make my way to the refugee camp where i am living for now in Senegal. and like i told you before that it was in my 6 to 6 fasting and prayer when i got in contact with you and i so much believe within my self that you will never betray me or let me down.

As i told you in my previous mail that the laws of this country where i am seeking asylum now doesn't allow me to handle financial issues due to my refugee statues. Already i have written a mail to the bank about this money but the bank requested that i should present a foreign partner that will stand on my behalf to transfer the said amount that was why i appointed you to start as my representative.

Please i will like you to send an email to the bank immediately and tell them that you are my representative and you want to assist me transfer the amount of US$6.8 million usd deposited by my late father Dr. Addai Oliver due to my refugee statues here in Dakar. Here is the contact information of the bank in London where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows;


ISLAMIC BANK OF BRITAIN
Contact person Mr. Adel Mohammed Tayyeb Mustafawi

EMAIL: ( XXXX )
TEL: +44 XXXXXXXXXXXXX
FAX: +44 XXXXXXXXXXXXX

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

Account Name: Dr. Addai Oliver
Account Number: 31678600.
Deposited Amount: US$6.8 Million Dollars.
Next of Kin: Rose. Oliver

Please contact the transfer Director of the bank, tell him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my 6.8 million dollars deposited by mt late father of which i am the next of kin. Also let me know as soon as you contact them and i will like you to contact them through email immediately so that they will know our seriousness OK. I am waiting to hear from you soon.

God bless you as you do this today,


Rose.


I've deleted their contact details and replaced with XXX so it's not easy to pick up if they ever did a google search.

Bevchenko
26-01-15, 10:41 PM
So it looks like trhis get's split into two (which will be ridiculously fun if they stop copying and pasting!!)

First response to Miss Rose Oliver:


God bless you too Rose for I have made contact with Mr. Adel Mohammed Tayyeb Mustafawi!!

However, why do you not answer my questions? I feel you are just using me to help you and that you do not want to get to know me or form a true relationship?

Please tell me this isn't so Rose by answering my questions:

1)What do you like to do in your spare time?
2)What is the weather like in Senegal?
3)Do you have a boyfriend?
4)What do you want to do for a job once you finish your studies?
5)What is your favourite chocolate?

I understand things aren't easy at the moment for you but it will all be worth it in the long run when you are free from this wretched suffering you are currently enduring.

May the one true God shine upon you on this day as you answer my questions.

I will update you on
Mr. Adel Mohammed Tayyeb Mustafawi's response.

PS. I told you to call me Big Papi from now on!!

Yours,

Big Papi.

Second post to God bless you too Rose for I have made contact with Mr. Adel Mohammed Tayyeb Mustafawi!!



Dear, Mr. Adel Mohammed Tayyeb Mustafawi.

I have been asked to contact you by Miss Rose Oliver as her representative to assist her in the transfer of US$6.8 million by her late father Dr. Addai Oliver due to her refugee status in Dakar.

Do you know of this client of yours?

Warm Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan

Redknapp69
27-01-15, 02:00 AM
Disappointed with Rose's response - such copy/paste doesn't show she loves you Bevva!

I am expecting a hand typed response next time rather than a copy/paste from Africa! :lol:

But I reckon it's the Adel reply where the fun will be had

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 03:02 AM
Disappointed with Rose's response - such copy/paste doesn't show she loves you Bevva!

I am expecting a hand typed response next time rather than a copy/paste from Africa! :lol:

But I reckon it's the Adel reply where the fun will be had

They've don their research as Mr Adel is in fact the top dog at the Islamic Bank, shame his email address is the equivalent of a hotmail one :lol: Really need to get them to work for their scam!!!

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 06:04 AM
So we're in!! Miss Rose has made contact, you won't be able to see from the post but now she isn't copying and pasting, her font has changed dramatically...


Good Morning My Big Papi,
How are you doing this morning over there in your country i hope you are keeping well, Big papi am very happy to read your mail now knowing that you have contacted the bank for the transfer, thank you once again.

Darling concerning your question, 1, i like to read in my spare time but things are not the way i wanted it because they don't always want that here in the camp. 2, there weather here now is cold season but there is hot Sun during the afternoon. 3, now i do not have a boy friend, as i told you before we are here just like prisoners. 4, i want to be a medical doctor. 5, i like ice cream so much. My beloved Big Papi, am happy to answer all your question take good care of your self for me and iawaits to hear a good news from you regarding that you have had from the bank soon. Kiss
Yours always,
Rose.

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 06:11 AM
Now we have interaction it's time to step it up a gear before "the bank" makes contact!!


My Darling Rose, Our Lord and Saviour To Madeira must be shining down upon us this day as I am glad to hear you have heeded my advice and answered my questions.

I like Ice Cream too my favourite is Strawberry with the little sprinkes on top!

My beautiful Rose, can you do a favour for me? My business colleagues Mr Kallstrom and Mr Bakircioglu do not believe that I have made contact with such a beautiful woman who needs my help. They think I am a boring old man! Could you please send me a new photo of yourself with Reverend Father Humiu James? However, you must be holding up a sign which says "CM0102 Fan". This is the only way my business partners will believe me.

Take care my flower, and may the Lord be with you.

I hope to hear from the bank soon.

Big Papi. x.

Fods
27-01-15, 06:15 AM
:pound:

Redknapp69
27-01-15, 08:37 AM
:rofl:

We are at that point

Here's hoping :pray:

Nice to see 3 CM legends named :lol:

BobMem
27-01-15, 09:27 AM
That's some great name-bombs! Not tempted with Dr Tsigalko who can assist with her dream of working in the medical profession?!

I would actually cry with laughter if you got the photo!
Nice thread title too, :ok:

Erkifino
27-01-15, 09:34 AM
:ok:
:lol:

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 09:54 PM
So we have heard back from the bank with their professional email including photo in the header.... :lol:



http://www.alrayanbank.co.uk/media/227287/ibbtransition1.jpg

Date: 27/01/2015.



FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION MR. LORD FARQUAAD VAN BEVAN.


SIR,

I HAVE BEEN DIRECTED BY THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATION / WIRE TRANSFER TO WRITE TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR MAIL WE RECEIVED. ACTUALLY, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED ABOUT YOU BY THE YOUNG LADY MISS ROSE OLIVER THAT SHE WISHES YOU TO BE HER TRUSTEE/ REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CLAIM OF HER LATE FATHERS DEPOSIT WITH OUR BANK.

LATE DR. ADDAI OLIVER IS OUR LATE CUSTOMER WITH SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT (US$6,800,000.00) DEPOSITED WITH US. HENCE YOU HAVE BEEN REALLY APPOINTED AS A TRUSTEE TO REPRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN, HOWEVER BEFORE OUR BANK WILL TRANSACT ANY BUSINESS CONCERNING THE TRANSFER WITH YOU WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS TO US:-

1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF. (THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE RESIDENT LAWYER WHICH SHE CAN HELP YOU TO GET ONE).

2. DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR. ADDAI OLIVER (HIS DECEASED FATHER) CONFIRMING HIS DEATH.

3. A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT ISSUED TO DR. ADDAI BY OUR BANK.

NOTE THAT THE ABOVE ARE COMPULSORY AND ARE NEEDED TO PROTECT OUR INTEREST, YOURS, THE NEXT OF KIN AFTER THE CLAIMS. THESE SHALL ALSO ENSURE THAT SMOOTH, QUICK AND SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THE FUND IS MADE.



WE PROMISE TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMER THE BEST OF SERVICES. SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION(s), PLEASE CONTACT US FOR MORE DIRECTIVES/CLARIFICATIONS.



YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR. ADEL MOHAMMED TAYYEB MUSTAFAWI.

TRANSFER DIRECTOR.

ISLAMIC BANK OF BRITAIN PLC.

He seems a lovely bloke especially after saying "SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION(s), PLEASE CONTACT US FOR MORE DIRECTIVES/CLARIFICATIONS."

I'm sure we can think of a few to ask? :lol:

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 10:03 PM
In the meantime I though we'd let Rose know, no doubt she will be elated. I also modified a quote at the end, feel like I could put half the film in :lol:


Rose, the Lord is indeed shining down upon us, as I have heard back from the bank!!

They request the following:

1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF. (THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE RESIDENT LAWYER WHICH SHE CAN HELP YOU TO GET ONE).

2. DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR. ADDAI OLIVER (HIS DECEASED FATHER) CONFIRMING HIS DEATH.

3. A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT ISSUED TO DR. ADDAI BY OUR BANK.

You can send these to me with the photo request I asked of you, this is great news indeed!!

Winning your email, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.

Speak soon my flower,

Big Papi x.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/assets/film/titanic3d.jpg

ebfatz
27-01-15, 11:12 PM
Epic. It's all waiting on the photo now.

Bevchenko
27-01-15, 11:14 PM
If Ali Dia comes back in Clerical clothing, I'm going to the papers :lol:

Redknapp69
27-01-15, 11:18 PM
:rofl:

Super Titanic quote :lol:

Bevchenko
28-01-15, 11:23 PM
:frusty: Reverend Humiu James is getting on my tits!!



Hello My Darling Big Papi,
how are you doing once again today, I believe you are doing well. God will bless and reward you for every effort you are making to see me out from this horrible situation i found myself today. As for me i am fine here with all hopes that you will assist me to transfer my money to your position for a better life with you.

I appreciated the way you are handling this transfer of my money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you to start a new life. I am suffering here and i believe with you i can start a new life in your country after the transfer of my money to your account.

Darling I have see what the bank is demanding before they will transfer my money to your position. Presently i have my Late Father Death Certificate and Deposit Certificate with me here which i am going to give to this lawyer to send to you when you contact him. The only problem we have now is the Power of Attorney which the bank said that it will be issued by a lawyer here in Senegal for me to sign my signature on it.

After reading the bank mail, i discussed it with our Reverend Humiu James and he gave me the contact of this lawyer Dr. Barrister Mark Kallon. He is one of the lawyers working with the united nations refugee commission here in Dakar Senegal. I will want you to contact him on telephone and email. Telling him that you are my foreign partner that you need his services to prepare a power of attorney that will enable you transfer my $6.8 million dollars from Islamic Bank of Britain to your account on my behalf due to my refugee status. This is the lawyer's contact below:

Name: Barrister Dr. Mark Kallon.

E-mail: ( markkallonschambers@gmail.com or
equalrightschambers@gmail.com)
Office telephone number +221-778-677-601.

Please my darling, i will like you to make contact with this lawyer today and ask him to help us to get this needed document by the bank to effect this transfer, as you can see that everything concerning this transfer is complete, please help me out to see that this lawyer get this document for us as soon as possible, my prayers are with you and i know that God will surely see us through. I will never forget you in my life, God bless you for me.

Yours Forever,
Miss Rose.


So I best get in touch with the lawyer....



Greetings Barrister Dr. Mark Kallon,

I am contacting you as the foreign representative for Miss Rose Oliver, I presume you are aware of this individual. We require your services to prepare a power of attorney that will enable you transfer her $6.8 million dollars from Islamic Bank of Britain to my account on her behalf due to her refugee status.

Please send me the Death Certificate of her late father and Deposit Certificate as soon as possible.

Kind Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan.

I feel it's important to let Miss Rose know where we are in our relationship...



Hello Sugar tush! (may I call you this from now on, I feel we are making real steps in our relationship).

I have contacted Barrister Dr. Mark Kallon, I hope we hear from him soon.

When you discussed the bank mail with
Reverend Humiu James did you manage to take the photograph with him and you both holding the sign "CM 0102 Fans" ? This is very important as my business partners Mr Kallstrom and Mr Bakircioglu have wagered me a bet of 100,000 English Pounds that you wouldn't be real and do this request! I'll even send you half of this sum to help with your studies once you arrive in the United Kingdom!

Hurry Sugar Tush, send me this photo as requested with urgency!!

With love,

Big Papi x.

ZanSnake
29-01-15, 06:35 PM
Fingers crossed for that Photo :D

BobMem
29-01-15, 08:07 PM
If that photo appears this thread surely goes straight in the HOF?!

Bevchenko
30-01-15, 01:29 AM
Should be there anyway with the last photo!!


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Bevchenko
30-01-15, 04:54 AM
The lawyer is keen, he used larger fonts, changed a few colours around, must be big time...


ATTENTION MR. LORD FARQUAAD VAN BEVAN.

IN RESPECT OF YOUR MAIL WE RECEIVED IN OUR NOBLE LAW FIRM ON HOW TO PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR NAME FOR YOU TO STAND ON BEHALF OF YOUR PARTNER MISS ROSE OLIVER TO TRANSFER HER LATE FATHER'S MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ELSEWHERE.

OUR NOBLE LAW FIRM WISHES TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED WITH THIS SERVICES, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FORWARD TO THIS LAW CHAMBER THE BELOW INFORMATION AS YOU WANT IT TO APPEAR ON THE DOCUMENTS.

1) YOUR FULL NAME
2) YOUR ADDRESS
3) YOUR TELEPHONE
4) DATE OF BIRTH
5) COUNTRY
6) PROFESSION
7) SCAN COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY

MEANWHILE, I WILL GO TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE IN DAKAR TO ASCERTAIN THE COST OF THE AUTHENTICATION OF THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE IT BECOMES VALID FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

OUR LAW FIRM WILL LET YOU KNOW THE COST OF THE DOCUMENTS PROCESSING AT THE HIGH COURT AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE ABOVE INFORMATION'S FROM YOU BEFORE ACCEPTING TO RENDER THE REQUIRED LEGAL SERVICES.

OUR PRIORITY IS TO RENDER THE BEST AND EFFICIENT SERVICES TO OUR CLIENTS.
REGARDS.


YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE.
DR. BARRISTER MARK KALLON (ESQ)

ATTORNEY AT LAW

Bevchenko
30-01-15, 05:00 AM
He must be dreading all this work...


Dear Dr. Barrister Mark Kallon (Esq),

Thank you for your email.

Please excuse my inquisitive nature before I supply you with the required information, I request that you kindly provide me with further information as to your qualifications.

Where did you study?
What honours?
Please supply me with copies of your qualifications.
Please supply me with a copy of your CV.

It is of paramount importance that my partner Miss Rose Oliver has THE best legal representative for the matter at stake. You was recommended by a local Reverend who is close to my client. Whilst I no doubt trust his opinion on how many times a day I should pray I am a bit cautious when it comes to his abilities to recommend a legal representative of the highest calibre.

I look forward to you supplying me with the necessary information, and supplying me with the necessary documentation.

Kindest Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan.

Bevchenko
30-01-15, 05:03 AM
Miss Rose has gone quiet, best check she is ok..


Sugar Tush, I have not heard from you for a few days. I am worried are you ok?

Can you send me the photo? My friends believe they have already won the bet and want me to give them their winnings, we can win this!!

I hope the weather is nice in Senegal? It's been snowing here.

I am in touch with the lawyer.

Hugs and kisses,

Big Papi x.

Fods
30-01-15, 10:34 AM
Come on Sugar Tush, dont let us down!

They are all probably too sore to type after wanking over the thought some English/Aussies is assiting them :tea:

Redknapp69
30-01-15, 11:55 AM
Where art thou dear Rosie?! :love:

Bevchenko
01-02-15, 10:29 PM
:rant:


How are you doing this morning over there in your country, i hope you are fine . Darling am sorry for not replying your mail yesterday is because the Rev. have not been steady in his office.

Concerning the picture, i do not know how to tell the Rev. about that but i will like you to call him and tell him your self maybe he will accept ok. So tell me how you are going with the lawyer because i will be going to his office to give him my late fathers death and deposit certificate . then when am back i will email you again.
Yours Rose

Bevchenko
01-02-15, 10:45 PM
My dear Rose, the weather is treacherous it has snowed every day for two weeks!!

I cannot call the Reverend there is no phone signal out here. Occasionally I get one bar on my NOKIA 3210 but in this weather, there is no chance!!

You must do this for me Rose, It is of paramount importance. I'm going to have to give the money to Mr Kallstrom and Mr Bakircioglu soon if we don't have the picture (maybe you could give half to Reverend Humiu James? I'm sure he will be more than willing, and happy to receive such a generous donation for the church!!

Please hurry and send the picture.

Rose, I must go there is someone at the door, I think it is the milkman Mr Tsigalko and I must speak to him as I will need extra milk next week if this weather keeps up!!

Yours,

Big Papi x.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/terceiroanel/maritimo/tsygalko2.jpg

GOT MILK?

AMC
04-02-15, 07:50 PM
Any news mate?

Bevchenko
04-02-15, 09:45 PM
Nothing at the moment, will give them another 24hrs before I email Rose and the Lawyer.

Bevchenko
05-02-15, 09:32 PM
We may have to kill off Lord Farquaad after this as when you google his name this place is the top two landing spots :lol:


Dear Dr. Barrister Mark Kallon (Esq),

I am quite baffled that you have not responded to my email which was sent over a week ago.

Please get back to me immediately so that this matter does not drag on any longer than it needs to.

Regards,

Lord Farquaad Van Bevan

Bevchenko
05-02-15, 09:34 PM
Roseio, Roseio, where for art thou Roseio?

Darling I have not heard from you from some time, hurry and send the picture.

Still not heard back from the lawyer.

Kisses,

Big Papi x.

http://www.notrecinema.com/images/filmsp/romeo-+-juliette_31876_8873.jpg

BobMem
05-02-15, 10:10 PM
We may have to kill off Lord Farquaad after this as when you google his name this place is the top two landing spots :lol:

Can the thread be moved to VIP area? I assume then it won't come up on google?

ZanSnake
06-02-15, 03:10 PM
Dang :(

Maybe something like Bob said?

Redknapp69
08-02-15, 12:41 AM
any update Bevva?

Bevchenko
08-02-15, 03:03 AM
Nothing yet boys


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ZanSnake
08-02-15, 06:55 PM
dang :(

Bevchenko
11-02-15, 03:39 AM
Pretty sure this one is dead :(


Rose are you getting my messages? Are you ok? I am worried.

Big Papi.

Redknapp69
11-02-15, 09:44 AM
Nooooooooo :(

ZanSnake
11-02-15, 03:32 PM
Maybe it is time to kill Lord Bevan off for future 'events' :(

Sad not to get that pic thou :P

BobMem
12-02-15, 07:32 PM
The pic you did get is still arguably the best thing ever to come from one of these emails though. :)

Bevchenko
10-03-15, 05:54 AM
We're only back in bloody business!!!!!!


Hello Dear,
I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from Paraguay. Presently I am in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.

Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring the funds despite that it failed us some how, Now you will need to contact the former personal secretary to the Rev. Father whom used to be a Good-brother to me when i was in Dakar, his name is Rev. Roland Mercus and his email address is as follows

Rev. Roland Mercus
Christ Mission Assemble
NO 225/5 air port road.
Dakar Senegal.
Email..( rev.rolandmercus@gmail.com )

Ask him to send you a certified bank draft of $300.000.00 which I prepared and kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with Rev. Roland and instruct him where to send you the draft cheque.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share our joy and happiness after all the sufferings at that time, In the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which i and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to Rev. Roland on your behalf to receive that money. Therefore feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the cheque to you without delay. Take care and bye for now.

Yours truly
Rose.

Redknapp69
10-03-15, 06:59 AM
She's headed to South America to become a chica then!

Sounds like she doesn't give a fuck about you anymore though! :cry:

Could you imagine if one of these deals actually happened and you did get paid millions :lol:

Only famous Paraguay footie players I know are Roque Santa Cruz, Chilavert and Alcaraz :playball:

Bevchenko
10-03-15, 07:01 AM
Any ideas how we should play it with our new reverend? Going to go back to Rose separately to see if we can carry this on.


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Erkifino
10-03-15, 09:57 AM
Tell him to stay the f**k away from our Rose!

Bevchenko
11-03-15, 12:44 AM
Hopefully get two on the go, bloody hard work this one though...


Rose, I am very glad to hear that you are safe and well, I was worried for your safety!!

How is Paraguay? My old friend Jose Luis Chilavert comes from there, he says the weather is fantastic this time of year.

How did you escape? What happened to Reverend Humiu James?

As you know I was wanting to help you achieve a better life and was not interested in my portion of the money. However, I will make contact to see how I can help the Mission.

What projects are you working on? Anything I can help with?

With love,

Big Papi x.



Dear Reverend Roland Mercus, I trust this email finds you in good health?

Please excuse the impromptu email but my name is Lord Farquaad Van Bevan.

My good friend Miss Rose Oliver has urged that I contact you as I may be of help?

How is the Christ Mission Assemble during these times in Senegal?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,

Lord Farquaad.

Bevchenko
11-03-15, 09:52 PM
Looks like it's over between Lord Farquaad and Miss Rose.

http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/sad-broken-heart.jpg


My Dearest,
I'm so sorry for leaving you to follow another person, it was not meant to be a betrayal but i needed a help by all means. I am planning to get married to him very soon, we just arrived and i don't know any where here, he is struggling to secure for me a permit that will allow me stay and start schooling after our wedding.

Don't worry let's keep our communicating by e-mail for now until i settle down with him because i don't want anything that will annoy him and he will start having double mind about me.

However, I would appreciate it if you will suspend writing me for a while so that i can concentrate with him, i don't want anything that will distract me this time because I'm in a critical point at the moment, my money is still in his account and we are planning to establish a joint account,

Please make sure you respect him and follow all his directives to ensure that this draft is posted to you and on time. I believe this money would be enough to change your life to better, therefore do not surrender or back-slide, do whatever that is within your limit to make sure that the draft is sent to you as soon as possible.

Keep to yourself and do not border if you wait and did not hear from me because i am alive and fit but i just want to respect my new partner's feelings and instruction concerning my people over there. Take care, i wish you well.

Miss Rose

Bevchenko
11-03-15, 10:05 PM
Also thought they were palming me off to their friend but it's obviously the same person as this came through minutes later:


Greetings,
Good day my brother in the Lord and may God bless you..Your email was well received, I have been expecting to hear from you.

Meanwhile, my daughter in the Lord left a certified International bank draft which I was instructed to send to you as soon as you requests for it, right now the certified International bank draft is here with me in my office and I will mail the bank draft to you from here as soon as we arranged for the mailing process. Now, I want you to send me your current address where i will mail the draft and your full name i will use to mail the draft to you, once i receive your full name and address, I will go to the Diplomatic Courier Service office tomorrow morning to find out the delivery cost, then i shall get back to you thereafter.

God Bless You and your family! Your Rev in the Lord
Rev Roland Marcus.

Goofy
11-03-15, 10:29 PM
I'm betting that delivery cost will be rather substantial :lol:

Bevchenko
11-03-15, 10:39 PM
The bait has been set...


Reverend Roland may the Gods of the sky and the great dame Elisha Cuthert shine down on you with good grace on this pleasant evening.

I want to help you Reverend, but I feel it is of paramount importance that we get to know each other better first, as I do not like dealing with strangers, as you can imagine in this terrible world we live in there are not many honest and genuine people like us.

Please tell me more about your background, and the mission?

I am currently moving our business office at the moment so will give you the new mailing address in due course.

Kind Regards,

Lord Farquaad.

Redknapp69
11-03-15, 11:07 PM
I feel used and abused by Miss Rose :tsk:

Liam
16-06-15, 04:00 PM
This...Was...Amazing.

EL-TOPPO
18-07-15, 09:33 PM
:lol: Still amuses me :D

Bevchenko
19-07-15, 03:05 AM
:lol: Still amuses me :D

Not got many bites since, one came close to be worthy of starting to post it in here but think I got rumbled.

Liam
20-07-15, 03:06 PM
I'm really tempted to try and follow you on this one Bev, let me see what I have in the junk mail of my old e-mail account (About 10 years old now) and forward it your way :ok:

trunky
21-07-15, 11:36 AM
Quilty thread. Set up a PO box address and get that cheque sent!

colml
25-02-17, 03:07 PM
Right lads, received this today, should we have a bit of fun?

https://s15.postimg.org/8zyuo8tmz/email.png

Redknapp69
27-02-17, 01:03 AM
oh yes :)

Dermotron
27-02-17, 05:36 PM
I'd at least find out the name of the security company, it wouldn't be sound to not do it

Bevchenko
07-03-17, 10:55 AM
Yes!!


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Dermotron
07-03-17, 12:26 PM
Actually got the same email from same lad. That's a serious spambot

colml
07-03-17, 01:58 PM
Well boss, what's the craic. Sounds like you're in an awful cunt of a spot altogether. Why don't you spend your money on something more helpful, like curing your cancer, or maybe on some hookers and coke. Sure who needs orphans anyway?
Sure fire me on a few bob and I'll see what I can do for ya.
G'Luck.

Let's see if he can understand this :D

colml
07-03-17, 05:08 PM
Bingo :D He even sent a couple of pictures of himself :lol:


Hello ,

Thank you very much for your courage and trust both with your good efforts and help to make sure that the funds move out from here. This alone makes my heart happy and fulfilled. I want you to know that my word is my bond and i can not hurt, betray the person the Lord sent to me to help me and to do good work for him.

I promise you that at the end of the whole process, you will have cause to Glorify God for the good thing he did in your life by making me find you. All you need to do immediately the funds gets to you, do the good work for the less people /charity works and take good care of yourself too before going into any investment or project.

I wish to meet you face to face, but let God wish be done in my life concerning my health condition. Just like I stated in my first mail to you, this fund is presently in the bank security deposit, everything is 100% legal.

I cannot distribute these funds myself because of the following reasons:

(1) I am undergoing medical treatment. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. It is with my stubborn that am able to use computer, sending messages to you as the doctors here forbids it just because of my condition. But i have no choice since i am having a little time to live.

(2) I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and to support works of God, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
That was the main reasons why, I am seeking for your assistance to stand as the beneficiary to the fund and retrieve it on my behalf and dispatched it to charity organizations plus some percentage you will take out as your own benefit from the total funds.
I will need the following from you.

A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY, LIKE PASSPORT COPY OR ANY OF YOUR GOVERNMENT VALID ID CARD.


As soon as I receive your identity copy, I will furnish you with all details including the bank contact and my lawyer contacts.

Your mail message both with your personal contacts has relieved me and I pray to almighty God with his infinite mercy to reward you. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have been living till date. I want you to be praying for me so that God would forgive me, be merciful to me and to accept my soul.
Please make sure you keep this trust I have in you, confidential pending when you have the funds in your possession to distribute
Remain blessed in the name of God.
Mr. Stanley Igho.

Redknapp69
08-03-17, 02:33 AM
:rofl:

Great name as well :ok:

Fitton
13-03-17, 06:43 AM
This thread was a good read!

Bevchenko
16-03-17, 03:26 AM
Bingo :D He even sent a couple of pictures of himself :lol:

Well...where are the pictures haha. Haven't had an email for ages :(

Dermotron
27-03-17, 03:50 PM
Lots of African generosity for all the Trócaire boxes from the 80's and 90's it seems


Good Day Friend;

My name is Dr. Mohammed Sani, A banker by Profession and Currently A Director of Finance Auditing and Accounting Unit in my Bank, Which the name will giving to you as soon as you respond for security reason. I got your email address in my search for a reputable and reliable person to help me claim the sum of Fifteen Million Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($15,600,000.00) Deposited in our Bank by one of our customer Eng. Mueller who die with his wife and two children on the 21Th day of April 2001 in car clash along Aflao express road.

Since his death no one has come up as his next of kin and all our efforts to locate any member of his family immediate family has prove Abortive that was why I decided to see if I can get anybody who has the same surname or last name with him via Internet preferably some one of the same nationality with him which I believe you have all the qualities we need. Why I am contacting you is to present you to our bank as the next of Kin to the deceased customer. He was Drilling contractor with some Oil Companies here in west Africa. So it will be more acceptable and wiser to present you through paper work to the Bank for claim of the total fund.

I will give you all the necessary requirements that the bank may request from you and follow up the transfer of the fund into your account as an Insider. It will interest you to know that I and my partners has been keeping the account dormant to enable our plans for the funds to come through and this is the time and we are happy to locate you for the perfection of the transfer of the Fund into your nominated Bank Account to be given.

As soon as I get your positive response I will update you about the mode of disbursement and we will also need to know about investing in your Country as a way of helping your people who suppose are the original owner's of this Fund, I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible through my confidential email (drmohammedsani170@gmail.com) stating your wish in this deal.

Looking forward to your urgent response by updating me with direct telephone number for easy communication.

Yours Specially


Dr. Mohammed Sani

colml
27-03-17, 04:38 PM
Got the very same one myself 4 days ago :lol:

Dermotron
25-05-17, 11:00 AM
I am going to loaded by this weekend

https://s22.postimg.org/pzd894dip/Loaded.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/h4cdyloq5/)

colml
25-05-17, 12:24 PM
Mine is the same, I shouldn't have responded to any of them, I get 9 or 10 a week now! :lol:

Bevchenko
29-05-17, 06:02 AM
Dermo send me that Mrs Jane one....

Dermotron
29-05-17, 08:45 AM
Dermo send me that Mrs Jane one....

PM your email address and I'll forward it on :ok:

colml
29-06-17, 12:16 AM
Got this one recently. The irony :lol:


ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC). EFCC in alliance with economic community of West African states(ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria. We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations and some corrupt official administrator Mr Ibrahim Lamorde has been sacked who happen to be the former EFCC chairman.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO,GHANA CAMEROON AND SENEGAL) and they are all in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria.

We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria and with the information garter ed from this Scam artist, you notice that you have been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you with a little token to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $ 2.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Inheritance, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of US $ 2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an Online Banking through our Global Bank, where you will have full access to your Online Banking Account Fund, to transfer your fund personally to your Private Bank Account with no complication of things or questioning as the Account will be fully registered in your Name.

Feel free to contact the processing officer Miss. ESTER EMMANUEL . The online Banking Processing It is made much easier for you to transfer your fund to your private Bank Account personally, to avoid any delay or complication of things. With this Online Banking Transfer Processing, you can only transfer the Maximum Amount of US $ 500.000.00 daily / install mentally until the total amount of your Compensated / deposited fund is transferred and completely paid to you and also if you choose to receive your payment VIA ATM CARD its is still accepted so you get back to her with your choice of payment.

So you are advice to contact,processing officer Miss. ESTER EMMANUEL with your provided information? required for verification below.

CONTACT PERSON: Miss. ESTER EMMANUEL
CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: office147147@gmail.com


Provide the information below to enable the processing of your Online Banking Account for deposition of your total compensated fund.

1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) YOUR ADDRESS.
3) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4) YOUR OCCUPATION
5) YOUR IDENTITY.
6) COUNTRY

Contact Miss. ESTER EMMANUEL with the information required for verification to enable her start the processing of your Online Banking Account Registration.We guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.

Best Regard,
Mr.Ibrahim Mustafa Magu
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME
COMMISSION (EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT LAGOS - NIGERIA

colml
24-07-17, 12:24 AM
Getting a lot recently, including one from Melania Trump :lol:. Also got this one recently, potential for a bit of fun?

Forgive my intrusion as I know that this is an unconventional way of reaching out to you.

My name is Olivia Carlsson and I am from Sweden. My reason for writing you is to seek your friendship! Just being adventurous and decided to use this letter as a resource tool to get your attention. As a matter of fact, I have been wanting to try this a while now to chat. But I was clueless on how to go about it.

Maybe you find it strange that I am using something as cold as this means to reach you. But this is the best I can do for now.In short: the purpose of this letter is just to ask you if you want to be my friend. And if you agree, just say yes and we can take it on from there.

I look forward to hear hearing from


Olivia

Redknapp69
24-07-17, 12:42 AM
Yes! We have to move on this one!

Dermotron
03-08-17, 04:14 PM
Moyesy found himself a new calling after Sunderland


Dear owner


I am Mr. David Moyes, Head Officer-in-Charge Administrative Service Inspection
Unit United Nations Inspection Agency in Hartsfield-Jackson International
Airport Atlanta, Georgia. During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned
shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom which was transferred from JF
Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta, and when scanned it revealed
an undisclosed sum of money in 2 Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 110kg
each.

The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by
the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect/classified
document to either avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or confiscation by the
relevant authorities. The diplomat's inability to pay for Non Inspection fees
among other things are the reason why the consignment is delayed and abandoned.

By my assessment, each of the boxes contains about $4M or more. They are still
left in the airport storage facility till today. The Consignments like I said
are two metal trunk boxes weighing about 65kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x
H156 x D73 (cm) effective capacity: 680 L) Approximately. The details of the
consignment including your name and email on the official document from United
Nations' office in London where the shipment was tagged as personal
effects/classified document is still available with us. As it stands now, you
have to reconfirm your full name, Phone Number, full address so I can cross-
check and see if it corresponds with the one on the official documents. It is
now left to you to decide if you still need the consignment or allow us
repatriate it back to UK (place of origin) as we were instructed.(REPLY TO THIS
EMAIL : (mrdavid.moyes2@aol.com)


As I did say again, the shipper abandoned it and ran away most importantly
because he gave a false declaration, he could not pay for the yellow tag, he
could not secure a valid non inspection document(s), etc. I am ready to assist
you in any way I can for you to get back this packages provided you will also
give me something out of it (financial gratification). You can either come in
person, or you engage the services of a secure shipping/delivery Company/agent
that will provide the necessary security that is required to deliver the
package to your doorstep or the destination of your choice. I need all the
guarantee that I can get from you before I can get involved in this project.

Please Reply this email strictly at (moyesmrdavid9001@gmail.com)

Best Regards,

Mr. David Moyes
Head Officer-in-Charge
Administrative Service Inspection Unit
E-mail: moyesmrdavid9001@gmail.com