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    Gambling

    The below is my 'winnings' from tonight....

    Does anyone else play these god dam awful machines.... tell us about your biggest win... biggest loss.... crazy jackpot bla bla?



    if it dies a death, merge to gambling thread

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    That's a nice win.

    It's a fools game in the main. There's only one winner, and you can be sure the machine has took in much more than that. I prefer gambling on something that isn't pot luck.*

    *Lost 40 notes on man u/arsenal double.

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    No word of a lie, I saw around 4k leave the till tonight... fuck knows how much had gone in over the last day or two...

    agree though... mugs game... have my own regime...kinda when Im not drunk...

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    I once thought i'd got a system that worked.

    About 7 years ago.
    Went on the Poker Machine for an hour.
    Won 450.

    Thought amazing.
    A few more tests and i am quitting work and becoming a full time gambler.

    Next day won another 200 on my lunch.

    There werent enough hours in the day.

    Then it was the weekend.
    Won about 150 in the morning.

    Went to a different bookies in the afternoon and lost about 500.

    Decided to quit while i was a few hundred up.

    hmm....

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    Still barred from Paddy Powers online.

    Ran €700 worth of drunken deposits up to €9,600 playing Caribbean Poker - the poker game where you bet on whether you'll have a better 5 card hand than the deal.

    Lost the 1st €550 (after previously only depositing €20) and decided in my drunkeness that I didnt need my last €150 for the bus or to eat at work all week.

    Proceeded to go on a heater and nearly hit the magic 10k - then disaster - one winning hand of €500 to break the 10k quickly became 2 hands, 4 hands - 2 of 1k - bastards had hit my doom switch.

    Managed to botch one deposit for thankfully I had €150 left in my bank account. The remaining 1269 yankee dollars has remained untouched since 2005 as A. I'm barred for not providing ID of ownership of the card (surely that should have been done PRIOR to playing) and B. it's my rock bottom money. Whether it's money to get home from Vegas or Thailand some day or to back the 'Irish Banker' at Cheltenham remains to be seen.

    Shame I didn't try grab the €9.6k. Least could have gotten a years drinking out of it
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    I love the note besides your winnings Fodster , a nice detail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dermotron View Post
    Still barred from Paddy Powers online.

    Ran €700 worth of drunken deposits up to €9,600 playing Caribbean Poker - the poker game where you bet on whether you'll have a better 5 card hand than the deal.

    Lost the 1st €550 (after previously only depositing €20) and decided in my drunkeness that I didnt need my last €150 for the bus or to eat at work all week.

    Proceeded to go on a heater and nearly hit the magic 10k - then disaster - one winning hand of €500 to break the 10k quickly became 2 hands, 4 hands - 2 of 1k - bastards had hit my doom switch.

    Managed to botch one deposit for thankfully I had €150 left in my bank account. The remaining 1269 yankee dollars has remained untouched since 2005 as A. I'm barred for not providing ID of ownership of the card (surely that should have been done PRIOR to playing) and B. it's my rock bottom money. Whether it's money to get money from Vegas or Thailand some day or you back the 'Irish Banker' at Cheltenham remains to be seen.

    Shame I didn't try grab the €9.6k. Least could have gotten a years drinking out of it

    Quality

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    nice win you twat :slap:

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    never play them myslelf,
    you always see the same old people in the pubs hanging round them though,
    always looking kinda angry

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    Chucked$50 in tonight... pumped it to $120 within a few presses... walked out the room with $0 after feeling invincible and playing $4.50 hits.... :slap:

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    The Betting Thread

    Having a mix up of sports today.

    Gone for Chennai Super Kings, Inter, Napoli, Real Madrid, Ana Ivanovic and Kings XI Punjab all to win today.

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    1 stake.
    80.50 potential winnings.


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    let me know how u get on...

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    Will do.
    Kings XI have just made 168/3 from their Twenty Overs so have to defend that now to get me off to a start.

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    Bet over already.
    Kings XI had it literally won then gave up 27(!!) on the penultimate over to end up handing Mumbai Indians the win with a ball to spare.

    Dammit!
    Last edited by ebfatz; 25-04-12 at 03:32 PM.

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    Don't bet on stupid sports
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    Ha ha!!
    Nothing wrong with T20!

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    Ana Ivanovic lost as well.

    Bad day at the office!

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    Oof

    I've got a 5-fold on for the football at the moment - Just found out Taranto beat Tritium 2-0 whilst Jagodina are playing now. The other 3 kick off at 5 o'clock.
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    Foreign football is a bastard. I bet on all kinds of shite that's live this time of night, usually south American, which I have found to be dodgy betting. The odds never reflect potential results

    Think I will stick to doing my Irish lotto bet! That will come in again soon I'd imagine

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    It can be a bitch, I got 4/5 last night. Partizan, Juventus and Milan all won but Jagodina let me down with a 0-0 draw.

    But at least I won 13.25 for nothing last night - Halfway through extra-time of the Real Madrid v Bayern Munich match, I noticed the odds were the same for both Bayern and Madrid to win on pens. So I emptied my bank account (25.00) and split it on to both teams. Profit

    Course if one team had scored in the 2nd half of extra-time, I'd have lost it all but I just couldn't see a goal after they'd dried up in the 1st half.
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    Have €5 in my account and gone for a bit of random double

    Baltika Kaliningrad v Fakel - Match Betting / Baltika Kaliningrad 20/21
    Geylang United v Albirex Niigate - Match Betting / Albirex Niigate 1/2

    €2 double

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    Double on Swedish football - Elfsborg and AIK Solna to win
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Double on Swedish football - Elfsborg and AIK Solna to win
    21.20 back for this - Ta!
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    Well shocking day in work today, Beverly cancelled, waterlogged, chases off at punchestown and didn't get started til 450, then on my own till 10 tonight, busy evening!

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