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    Goofy


    The first player to put pen to paper for CM Vipers even before trials took place, Goofy committed himself to the Vipers with a whopping 6 year contract, earning 300 vCash per game along with a 45 vCash clean sheet bonus.

    Goofy's commitment to the club was shown before signing his deal as he put together the logo for the club which was greatly received by Mark and The Gaffer.

    The Scottish goalkeeper may look a bit raw to begin with but with no competition to push him for a place as the Vipers' season gets underway, he'll be hoping to establish himself as the Vipers number one for years to come.

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    Did he raise his kilt to get a pre-everyone else contract?

    If so, watch Oz doesnt show you his "pouch"

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    Top goalie stats

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    work rate 2. Lazy fookin bastard.

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    Decent GK Stats there - bring on the next squad member!

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    That lad wouldn't catch a cold!

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    God I hope they don't shoot at our goal...

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    They say there is 1in every team, Goof the Poof.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajvonkrondor View Post
    work rate 2. Lazy fookin bastard.
    You better fucking believe it AJ I spend 89 mins per match leaning against the goalpost........ hope we have a decent defence

    Quote Originally Posted by Erkifino View Post
    That lad wouldn't catch a cold!
    I'm fucking determined though

    Quote Originally Posted by ozRooster View Post
    They say there is 1in every team, Goof the Poof.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    Never heard you complaining Oz

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    Goofy's recent efforts for CM Vipers in between the sticks have not gone unnoticed after Middlesbrough offered 30,000 for his services.

    Aitor Karanka received a single memo in response: "Vete a la mierda!".

    Goofy has won the gloves from Erkifino since he had been suspended. He has now played 12 games (one from the bench) but has conceded 23 goals. However, with an average rating of 7.42, it is his defence who have let him down on more than one occasion.
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    Don't sell my mate, yhear! He may be a fat tub of shite, but he's OUR much beloved tub of shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Goofy's recent efforts for CM Vipers in between the sticks have not gone unnoticed after Middlesbrough offered 30,000 for his services.

    Aitor Karanka received a single memo in response: "Vete a la mierda!".

    Goofy has won the gloves from Erkifino since he had been suspended. He has now played 12 games (one from the bench) but has conceded 23 goals. However, with an average rating of 7.42, it is his defence who have let him down on more than one occasion.
    Fuck Boro! Rangers are the only club i'd even consider a move to.......... and maybe Real Madrid

    Quote Originally Posted by ajvonkrondor View Post
    Don't sell my mate, yhear! He may be a fat tub of shite, but he's OUR much beloved tub of shite.

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    Don't sell him, we need a penno taker.

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    12 games and 23 conceeded, sell the cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fodster View Post
    12 games and 23 conceeded, sell the cunt
    Sell the fuckin defence Guaranteed my av rating is higher than any centre half........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    Sell the fuckin defence Guaranteed my av rating is higher than any centre half........
    Someone give that twat a pie and shut him up.
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    Middlesbrough have returned with an offer of 35,000.

    Rejected!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Middlesbrough have returned with an offer of 35,000.

    Rejected!
    cheap bastards! Our Goof is worth his weight in gold! 50.000 pounds at least!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    I wonder if my handling and positioning have improved over the season.......... i know my acceleration and workrate haven't

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    How much Goof-ing around was he doing between the posts, we'll never know

    Though i have a suspicion he wasn't even there and was buying meat pies from the congestion stand.

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    That's pie in the sky

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    Season 1 Review - Goofy


    Activity
    Training Appearances: 50.

    Game 1 - Friendly - Vipers 0:1 Halifax: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 2 - Friendly - Darlington 1:3 Vipers: 0 minutes.
    Game 3 - Friendly - Vipers 3:0 Boston Utd: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 4 - Friendly - Hednesford 3:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
    Game 5 - Conference - Southport 0:4 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 6 - Conference - Vipers 1:0 Welling: 0 minutes.
    Game 7 - Conference - Grimsby 1:2 Vipers: 0 minutes.
    Game 8 - Conference - Vipers 0:2 Woking: 81 minutes, 8.
    Game 9 - Conference - Nuneaton 4:1 Vipers: 0 minutes.
    Game 10 - Conference - Vipers 3:1 Braintree: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 11 - Conference - Forest Green 3:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 12 - Conference - Vipers 0:2 Aldershot: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 13 - Conference - Chester 2:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 14 - Conference - Vipers 2:1 Kidderminster: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 15 - Conference - Macclesfield 3:4 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 16 - Conference - Vipers 4:2 Tamworth: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 17 - Conference - Lincoln 5:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 18 - FA Cup - Qual. Round - Alfreton 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 19 - Conference - Luton 0:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, man of the match, 8.
    Game 20 - Conference - Vipers 2:0 Dartford: 90 minutes, 1 goal, 7.
    Game 21 - Conference - Vipers 3:2 Hereford: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 22 - FA Trophy - 2nd Round - Vipers 2:0 Altrincham: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 23 - Conference - Cambridge Utd 1:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 24 - Conference - Vipers 4:3 Wrexham: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 25 - Conference - Barnet 3:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 26 - Conference - Vipers 3:0 Alfreton: 0 minutes.
    Game 27 - Conference - Vipers 2:4 Grimsby: 0 minutes.
    Game 28 - Conference - Welling 0:0 Vipers: 90 minutes, man of the match, 8.
    Game 29 - Conference - Vipers 2:1 Southport: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 30 - Conference - Vipers 1:2 Gateshead: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 31 - Conference - Braintree 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 32 - FA Trophy - 3rd Round - Vipers 2:0 Dover: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 33 - Conference - Vipers 0:4 Forest Green: 90 minutes, 4.
    Game 34 - Conference - Woking 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 35 - Conference - Vipers 0:1 Nuneaton: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 36 - FA Trophy - 4th Round - Havant & Waterlooville 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 37 - Conference - Aldershot 3:0 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
    Game 38 - Conference - Vipers 2:2 Chester: 0 minutes.
    Game 39 - Conference - Tamworth 1:0 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 40 - Conference - Vipers 0:3 Macclesfield: 90 minutes, 6.
    Game 41 - Conference - Hereford 0:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 42 - Conference - Vipers 1:0 Lincoln: 90 minutes, man of the match, 9.
    Game 43 - Conference - Kidderminster 3:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 4.
    Game 44 - Conference - Vipers 2:3 Luton: 90 minutes, 7.
    Game 45 - Conference - Vipers 2:0 Barnet: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 46 - Conference - Gateshead 4:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
    Game 47 - Conference - Dartford 1:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 48 - Conference - Wrexham 1:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 8.
    Game 49 - Conference - Vipers 2:4 Cambridge Utd: 90 minutes, 5.
    Game 50 - Conference - Alfreton 5:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 4.

    Statistics
    Appearances: 40.
    Conceded: 74.
    Goals: 1.
    Assists: 0.
    MoM: 3.
    Clean Sheets: 9.
    Yellow Cards: 0.
    Red Cards: 0.

    The Gaffer's Comments
    Along with BobMem, Goofy is the only player in the squad who never missed a single training session. That helped him to participate in 40 matches this season which means he's made the most appearances in the squad as well much to the frustration of Erkifino.

    Initially, it was actually a very tough choice to make the decision as to whether Erkifino or Goofy should start in between the sticks. Had Erkifino made himself available for the first competitive game of the season, Goofy may well have started the first game on the bench. As it happens, Goofy started the first game and did very well but Erkifino then went on to start the next three games before a red card and a sudden downturn in performances allowed Goofy to take the gloves which he never truly surrendered, missing just three times after that.

    It's truly a testament to Goofy's overall game that when he has put in a poor performance that has inched Erkifino closer to replacing him, he's usually responded with an outstanding performance in the following game to keep his rival at bay.

    There are sections of the game that Goofy will need to improve on but I do hope he returns next season having worked hard at his game to renew his competition with Erkifino.



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    Some serious improvement in handling and reflexes there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dermotron View Post
    Some serious improvement in handling and reflexes there
    Even more coming up very soon mate Thanks for the write-up Mark

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