Buy something sweet and romantic, and something naughty and sexy.
Then, on Christmas morning, guess what sort of mood she's in and give her one of the above.
When it turns out you were wrong about her mood, give her the sweet and romantic thing to make amends.
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Under pressure from my mum now asking what I want for my Birthday and for Christmas. No idea!!!
A foot massager that heats and keeps the water warm
For me not for my. Mum
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Yeh don't u like foot massages? /)
I think Bev is showing his age i.e. sub 30. Once 30 comes, foot massages and the likes are the business
Looking forward to Xmas this year. Will have the chefs hat on cooking for both sides of the family as they descend on the house to visit the new arrival.
Hope that goes well then, Dermo! Wouldn't like to be doing the cooking on Christmas Day!
Indeed Dermo - good luck
Hell of an effort cooking for a wedge of people - hope you don't miss out on the mornings festivities whilst you are looking after your spuds and parsnip!
The key is to do all the prep Xmas Eve half cut a great excuse to drink hot brandy and port all day
And set a load of reminders on your phone.
09:30 - put on the turkey
10:15 - savage a selection box
10:30 - can of cider #2 (no need for a reminder for can #1)
11:00 - repeat 10:30
12:00 - get the ham on (half cooked on Xmas Eve)
13:00 - parboil roast potatoes
13:15 - put roast potatoes in the oven
13:30 - get the turkey out
13:45 - get ould Ray to carve it
14:00 - fire everything onto plates
14:01 - let the mothers do it since 'they know best'
15:00 - since you were cooking everyone else cleans up and are not your army of goofers for the day
15:30 - easy game
Sounds like a plan, Derm! Did you write all that or copy and paste it?! Haha!
Went shopping yesterday for Christmas presents and ende dup buying myself new jeans and a shirt
I would like to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and of course, a Happy New Year!
As a gesture of seasonal goodwill, I have opened the Chat Box to ALL over this period of time. Hopefully for those of you who are not studying or working over Christmas, you'll be able to come here and have a good chat with our fantastic community!
Have a fantastic Christmas!
All the best to you an all ye other charlatans over the festive season!
All the best everyone!
Merry Chrimbo one and all! Hope it's a good one for you all.
Well Done Mark for adding this.
Merry Christmas folks.
All the best Mark and a big cheers to you for all the great years your work has added to my favorite footy game
Im off to gut the Lpool squad ready for new DTL
Merry Christmas everyone .
Can you feel the love?!
Festive greetings to one and all!
Happy festivus champions!!!!!!!!!
You're all aces in my book, hope all your stockings are overflowing and you're surrounded by loved 1's.