left foot, right foot
Just come back from Town, bought myself a heated bench cover.. that will help with my Hemorrhoids
Oh cheers I was just about to eat a bunch of grapes (not bum grapes!!)
I don't think Ive got OCD but I will just triple check
I keep forgetting if I attended training.
Jesus asking "was I here?".
I feel this might be too deep a subject for a Vipers training session .
Game cancelled? Getting cold out here. I think I am going home
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"I Have Some Pegs Belonging to You".
Goofy has been sat on the bench all weekend... its a bit lop-sided now
Am I the only one thinking he's lost a bit of weight in that pic?
Is there a game today?
How did you know that, AJ?!
Yes, I will try to get the game done today, particularly as the DTL has settled down again.
Didn't think you'd notice
Just for the record, Gaffer, I am fully rested now!!!
After a spell of inactivity, The Gaffer could only apologise upon returning to Vipers HQ and immediately set about selecting the strongest starting eleven as he had promised against Dag & Red who are 12th in the league table. It was a team that marked just the one change to the starting eleven as an injured Redknapp69 was replaced by Bevchenko behind the front man. That left a spot on the bench which was occupied by pyromyst while vinjwoods also came into the squad, taking over from trunky on the bench as well.
Looking at the opposition who lined up in a 4-3-3 formation, the Vipers back four will have to be on their toes today as they face the trio of Alex Jakubiak (5), Alasan Ann (5) and Ashley Chambers (20) who have 30 goals between them in League Two. They even had youngster Jordan Cross (1) and veteran Jamie Cureton (12) on the bench that suggests they have no trouble scoring goals. ebfatz and BobMem both had a subdued performance last time out at Morecambe in a 1:1 draw and The Gaffer will be expecting much improved performances from the duo today and also expects the same of wingers batman and Papalzru.
The Vipers made a positive start and got a goal after just six minutes with Jesus notching his 12th goal of the season (and 25th as a Viper in 108 matches). The game then got a bit scrappy as AJ picked up a booking for facing off against goalkeeper Mark Wilberforce and Dermotron soon joined him in the black book for reasons that weren't quite clear but may have been attributed to comments to the referee after he denied a penalty after Jesus had clearly been fouled inside the penalty area. Prior to that though, the Vipers suffered a blow after BobMem seemed to pick up a shin injury and had to be replaced by vinjwoods at the back. That left Dag & Red looking the more dangerous side going into the break but the game turned on its head after the restart when the old Jesus and AJ partnership combined again with the striker powerfully heading home his 8th goal of the season that takes him up to 40 goals for the Vipers overall in 95 appearances. Dag & Red were not throwing in the towel though and the hard work of the defence was undone when substitute Billy Bingham came on and scored with an excellent strike. Fresh legs were brought on to see out the game with gazzas1uk replacing evesham while pyromyst was also put on out of position on the left wing to preserve a tiring batman. Some may say that Dag & Red were marginally the better side but the Vipers go home with the 3 points and Goofy as Man of the Match for a 2nd time this season.
Nice result, but you need me now, Gaffer! With BomMem's shin injury, I mean.
But please give me my own jersey first! I'm so motivated!!!
Well fought win by the looks of it
*kept a clean sheet