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    The new Australian Prime Minister is Isaac Butterfield.

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    DC (left sided) - number 2

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    Retired.

    Good luck lads

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    SC. Last possible number

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    How is everyone a striker all of a sudden?

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    So now we have 1 Gk instead of 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ View Post
    How is everyone a striker all of a sudden?
    Ebz fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacobclear View Post
    He made it on https://breakyourownnews.com.

    I have no idea why I know that.
    At a guess, I'm going to say because it says so on the photo. Just a guess mind you!


    Quote Originally Posted by Dermotron View Post
    So now we have 1 Gk instead of 3

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    Ebz fault
    Say what?! How's that now?!

    I can't help being a trendsetter. I miss my 4 goal haul at the start of the aborted season very much. As Bev has taken my SC spot, I guess I will take his AMC spot. Number 18 please Gaffer.

    (I'm also more than happy to become a goalie if needed but as Season 4 points have been allocated already, I would need a cheeky redistribution of attributes to make it worthwhile.

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    Huh, some surprising decisions going on.

    Technically, we have no goalkeepers at all right now

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    I'll stand in goal if need be.

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    They'll never get past me and Dermo anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Huh, some surprising decisions going on.

    Technically, we have no goalkeepers at all right now
    Let's pray Erk doesn't retire or wants another position otherwise we're f*cked...
    Go check out my YouTube channel with lots of CM 01-02 related video's!

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    Give more points to GK and i can go back

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ View Post
    I'll stand in goal if need be.
    I was serious.

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    Not sure if it is my turn yet but I will jump in I would like to request DL position please and number 22 if possible

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    In an exclusive interview with BBC Sport (South) (Sussex) (West) Vipers Star Defender, trunky, has expressed some hard hitting views that have rocked the football world to it's core. A lot of the interview is unsuitable for a family website such as ours and where possible we have starred out the offending words.

    Reporter: Thank you for agreeing to this interview trunky though I would have chosen a slightly better venue.

    trunky: What the f*** has where I talk to you got anything to do with it you b**t**d? If you want the f**k*** dirt on the Vipers you can put up or f*** off. ****

    Reporter: Erm...ok, right, sorry, erm...the floors all yours.

    trunky draws on his fag before replying..."It's a right f*** up, we've basically won this c**t*** league and the Manager goes and loses all the paperwork. What with that suspicious f***ing fire at league headquarters and that alien invasion wiping all of our minds like that somehow we've gone back to starting this whole f****** season again.

    Reporter: So you are saying you are getting deja vu?

    trunky: Don't get all flash with me you **** with your flash f**k*** words thinking you are better than me, t**t, Gladys, GLADYS! another treble for me and whatever this ponce is drinking. That's exactly what I'm fu***** saying you t***. Except it's f****** happened hasn't it. No one bloody believes me but I know.

    Reporter: Riiight. How are your team mates taking this?

    trunky: Them bunch of wasters? Loving it, the tw***. The glory boys are taking it upon themselves to pretend they have been a forward all along just to get the extra points. The c****.

    *trunky then goes into a rant about a couple of players, a goat, a famous hotel, a page 3 starlet and a bottle of gin. We shall spare you your blushes. Let's just say it's disgusting, foul and probably anatomically incorrect.

    trunky. Take that fat c*** Bevchenko. Oh look at me, I was up front honest boss. Banging them in. yeah right fat boy. The only thing you were banging was your gut on the computer desk as you ****** **** ******* ** ****** ******

    Reporter: Right. Anyone else?

    trunky: The thing is, me and my best mate Baz, we are tight, tight, you know? I f****** love him. Best mates. And then I see that that stringy piece of p*** Drk has decided to jump in and be a left back. I'll tell him straight mate, straight, GLADYS! Yeah cheers love, you want one? Same again for the nonce, if he thinks he can just muscle in on our action then he has another thing coming.

    Reporter: Apart from them...

    trunky: And I'll tell you something else you b******, I hate people like you, press, digging your nose in where it's not wanted.

    Reporter: But you came to us.

    trunky: Spin it how you like pal, where's me five grand?

    Reporter: Is that it then?

    trunky: One more thing, I'll cut your face if you print my name. Got it? CUT. YOUR. FU*****. FACE. Hold on, phone...oh it's me bird, Hi Trace love, yeah, not long, yeah, no he's a f****** idiot but it pays for Marbella. Haha...yeah, he looks the sort, alright love, got to go, keep it warm for me.

    Reporter: Erm...

    trunky: Yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, then that Canadian t*** just ups and leaves, at least the smell goes with him, smelly c*** with his **** hanging out all the f****** time. t***. I need a slash, don't f*** off you hear?


    It was at this point that our reporter made his excuses and left.

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    Sanest, most polite interview the lad has ever given, tbh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dermotron View Post
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    Thatís because it is


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    trunky you crack me up, I was picturing Gordon Ramsey all through the text

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    1) Your date of birth (just the date and month will suffice as I will make you 18 in the game)
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    Still some good positions left - itís a long wait for me though.

    Is there a deadline for when players have to submit their positions?

    We canít just wait weeks for people can we?

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    Mark said you can submit anytime

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    Not anytime, just in groups. I've PM'd a second group now and there's only Felix and Baz to respond yet.

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    I can wait.......

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