trunky

[Mark]

A man who keeps the ladies guessing over his name, trunky joins CM Vipers becoming the first choice left back at the club.

Claiming to be solid in the tackle, trunky is aiming to claim the number three shirt for years to come and has the stamina to do so.

[trunky]

I am a marking God!

[AJ]

you also are 3 ft tall.

[Redknapp69]

Good tacking - bit 'o' work o come on the positioning and marking tho!

[trunky]

you also are 3 ft tall.

In the shower...

[Fods]

You are as strong as an elephants......

[ozRooster]

Trunky smells funky, hit the showers son....

[trunky]

trunky also misses matches...

[Mark]

Peterborough's Darren Ferguson tabled an offer of £16,000 for left-back trunky, who has started two of the Vipers friendlies during pre-season.

[trunky]

I would like to publicly renounce Satin and all of his little helpers (Darren) and state once and for all that I am a Viper and here to stay as the FIRST CHOICE left back as wot it says in my contract.

[Mark]

Season 1 Review - trunky

Activity
Training Appearances: 48.

Game 1 - Friendly - Vipers 0:1 Halifax: 0 minutes.
Game 2 - Friendly - Darlington 1:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 3 - Friendly - Vipers 3:0 Boston Utd: 0 minutes.
Game 4 - Friendly - Hednesford 3:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
Game 5 - Conference - Southport 0:4 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 6 - Conference - Vipers 1:0 Welling: 39 minutes, 6.
Game 7 - Conference - Grimsby 1:2 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 8 - Conference - Vipers 0:2 Woking: 0 minutes.
Game 9 - Conference - Nuneaton 4:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
Game 10 - Conference - Vipers 3:1 Braintree: 0 minutes.
Game 11 - Conference - Forest Green 3:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
Game 12 - Conference - Vipers 0:2 Aldershot: 59 minutes, 7.
Game 13 - Conference - Chester 2:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 14 - Conference - Vipers 2:1 Kidderminster: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 15 - Conference - Macclesfield 3:4 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 16 - Conference - Vipers 4:2 Tamworth: 90 minutes, 1 goal, 1 yellow card, 7.
Game 17 - Conference - Lincoln 5:2 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
Game 18 - FA Cup - Qual. Round - Alfreton 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 5.
Game 19 - Conference - Luton 0:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
Game 20 - Conference - Vipers 2:0 Dartford: 90 minutes, 1 yellow card, 6.
Game 21 - Conference - Vipers 3:2 Hereford: 0 minutes.
Game 22 - FA Trophy - 2nd Round - Vipers 2:0 Altrincham: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 23 - Conference - Cambridge Utd 1:1 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 24 - Conference - Vipers 4:3 Wrexham: 0 minutes.
Game 25 - Conference - Barnet 3:2 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 26 - Conference - Vipers 3:0 Alfreton: 0 minutes.
Game 27 - Conference - Vipers 2:4 Grimsby: 0 minutes.
Game 28 - Conference - Welling 0:0 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 29 - Conference - Vipers 2:1 Southport: 0 minutes.
Game 30 - Conference - Vipers 1:2 Gateshead: 0 minutes.
Game 31 - Conference - Braintree 2:1 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 32 - FA Trophy - 3rd Round - Vipers 2:0 Dover: 0 minutes.
Game 33 - Conference - Vipers 0:4 Forest Green: 0 minutes.
Game 34 - Conference - Woking 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 35 - Conference - Vipers 0:1 Nuneaton: 66 minutes, 6.
Game 36 - FA Trophy - 4th Round - Havant & Waterlooville 2:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 37 - Conference - Aldershot 3:0 Vipers: 33 minutes, 6.
Game 38 - Conference - Vipers 2:2 Chester: 0 minutes.
Game 39 - Conference - Tamworth 1:0 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 40 - Conference - Vipers 0:3 Macclesfield: 90 minutes, 6.
Game 41 - Conference - Hereford 0:3 Vipers: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 42 - Conference - Vipers 1:0 Lincoln: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 43 - Conference - Kidderminster 3:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
Game 44 - Conference - Vipers 2:3 Luton: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 45 - Conference - Vipers 2:0 Barnet: 90 minutes, 7.
Game 46 - Conference - Gateshead 4:1 Vipers: 90 minutes, 6.
Game 47 - Conference - Dartford 1:3 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 48 - Conference - Wrexham 1:3 Vipers: 0 minutes.
Game 49 - Conference - Vipers 2:4 Cambridge Utd: 0 minutes.
Game 50 - Conference - Alfreton 5:3 Vipers: 0 minutes.

Statistics
Appearances: 24.
Goals: 1.
Assists: 0.
MoM: 0.
Clean Sheets: 8.
Yellow Cards: 2.
Red Cards: 0.

The Gaffer's Comments
I hadn't realised it but trunky has a fantastic record for attending training for the Vipers. It's a staggering statistic as well because he has in fact turned up for training in the past 47 sessions! He missed two of the four sessions before our friendlies but was a quick learner and never missed one again!

It's certainly fantastic commitment to the club and an attribute that will go a long way in this game. It actually took trunky some time to get going as his debut for the club came as a subsitute when replacing Fodster but actually playing in front of Baz due to a lack of left wingers on the day against Welling. He made his first start in our 4th league game at Nuneaton but it was a debut to forget as we lost 4-1. After another shaky appearance at Forest Green, trunky started to settle down a bit with some decent displays as the season went on.

The most frustrating part of the season had to be after the New Year when trunky was ruled out for 12 days due a strained neck and again for 5 days with a bruised shin in February. The second injury was particularly bad timing given that Baz was missing at this time which meant Dermotron actually filled in as a left-back in the two games that trunky had to miss. He did return and performed solidly before Baz took over in the final four games as I was given a tough problem with two left-backs actually ending the form in relatively good form.

I certainly hope to have trunky back again next season with the same sort of commitment he has shown this year. Fantastic dedication to the Vipers!

Points Earned: 9.
Bonus Points: 9.

Total Points: 18.

[trunky]

Not a bad first season.

Bring on the next!

[ozRooster]

You are now known as Junkie, addicted to training, or leering at the other players in the showers after training, whatever floats your boat buddy .

[trunky]

You are now known as Junkie, addicted to training, or leering at the other players in the showers after training, whatever floats your boat buddy .

Everyone likes a good leer don't they?

[Topofthekop]

He isnt very mobile Gaffer... Maybe we should rename him Chunky?

[Nikolayov]

He isnt very mobile Gaffer... Maybe we should rename him Chunky?

Or Drunky?

[Redknapp69]

Clunky?!

[Jesus]

Spunky?

[Redknapp69]

Funky Monkey?!

[eddieC]

flunky??

[ZanSnake]

blunky?

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plunky?

[Topofthekop]

Chunky the spunky monkey

[Jesus]

Wanky

[trunky]

Wanky

Nail on the head.


Or...trunky the chunky spunky monkey.


http://viz.co.uk/mickeys-monkey-spunk-moped/

[trunky]

Can I take out some injury proneness?