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Thread: TOTY 2014 - Albart Van Bevan and the great Nigerian scam

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    I would love to see a Cm 01/02 legend name dropped in!

    Professional stuff Bev, can't wait to see if Davey-Boy will come good with the sign

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    Get good ol Taribo West and To Madeira in on the action. With Taribo being Nigerian he could act as your intermediary!

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    I think if I play any of the African lads it might scare him off a bit.

    I'll cry if he does the pic

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    So we've heard back from Davey-Boy...

    He seems concerned that we didn't call him when we landed in Geneva....

    Dear Papa Farquaad,
    How are you doing? I have waited for about two days now to receive
    your call as you promised buying a phone when you get to Geneva. All
    this while, your requests are giving me great concern about how to
    take a picture with such inscription and releasing Benny's bank
    deposit and death certificates without even a phone call from you. To
    tell you the truth Papa Farquaad, I am still not very clear of the
    motive behind this demand without considering also my request.

    Well, I have resolved to send the picture alone waiting for your call
    before I release the certificates. I am doing this because I want to
    erase any kind of suspicion in your mind that I want to trick you. I
    have attached my picture with the inscription as you are demanding, so
    let me know ..

    Greetings,
    D.Adile.
    and this my friend is our crook.....

    Spoiler!


    I am literally streaming tears

    So, who would have believed that the right honorable Barrister David A. Adile would not be one of the three pictures we originally imaged but in fact turned out to be former Premiership Football Andy Impey!

    The resemblance is uncanny!!


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    I don't even know how to reply to him

    Do we conclude this and move on to a new target? Do we kill off Lord Farquaad and bring Stannis and his shoes in to this?

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    Tell him that you didnt make it to Geneva as you were flying with Malysian Airlines got scared of being shot down by terrorists.

    tell him you are now flying with Nigerian Arlines and will be in geneva next week, give him your "hotel" number for him to call you at 1pm geneva time... (obv give him a sex line number or even better the local police)


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    Genius!

    He looks mightily fucked off in the photo!

    Professional looking chap though - I'd believe anything he says
    Last edited by Redknapp69; 21-07-14 at 10:34 AM.

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    Fresh suit, reckon he bought it with last weeks scam money he made off some poor lady.

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    Eventually, tell him you were on to him from the beginning. Although we won't see his face, I bet it will be worth it.

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    This is brilliant!

    that chaps button looks like its barely hanging on... you should raise this concern with him

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    I can't believe he replied with a picture. Hook, line and sinker.

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    Awesome picture xD.

    Awesome thread Bev .

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    Best picture ever. Early contender for thread of the year?

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    Loving this. If you want to end this, I could contact him to say that you were on MH17
    The artist formally known as The Eejit

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eejit View Post
    Loving this. If you want to end this, I could contact him to say that you were on MH17
    That would be the perfect ending...... and tell him we're setting up a memorial fund to help his wife and daughter so if he'd be kind enough to donate some money Lord Bevan's family would be eternally grateful

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    Go for it lads.. Would be epic to see what he says!

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    Just finished reading this in tears You guys have to finish this

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    These guys could related Bev, you're onto a winner here imo

    To your attention,

    My name is Jacobs Ellis, i am citizen of Jerusalem in Israel and currently i am working with Central Bank of Nigeria and with 25 year working experience with CBN. My position is Chief Engineer in the Remittance Department of CBN.

    I am in urgent need of your partnership to execute a lucrative business transaction for mutual benefit. A deceased customer left outstanding fund valued $58.5million in our offshore bank account in Ever Green Federal Bank of America. The Bank has assigned me to locate nearest relative of the deceased customer. I know fully well that he has no relative by the time of his death. I would like to present you as the nearest relative of the deceased to the bank so that we can inheritance his fortunes. The particulars of fund will be sent to you for your perusal and some datas will be changed to your personal name. Be assured that fund will be transferred to your private account without any risk or hitch. Once you receive the fund, 60% will be for me and 40% for you at the end.

    If you are interested kindly get back to me with your full name, address and Telephone number on email below:

    Email: cbn.gov.org@financier.com
    Telephone: +234-703-118-0920

    I will brief you more on this transaction as soon as i hear from you.You are my first contact I shall wait for days and if I do not hear from you I shall continue with my search for a reliable partner.

    Sincerely,

    Jacobs Ellis.
    Chief Engineer
    Remittance Departemnt CBN.

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    Please don't say this is over Bevva?!

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    That one is dead mate, looking for some new emails!! So may do the one above?


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    Also feel like we should have a checklist of goals to get from the task! Such as:

    1) Get photo of scammer holding sign
    2) Get scammer to believe you are from "Game of Thrones" etc

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    No response still Bev?

    Otherwise, HoF!!!

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    Loved this

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    Bev will be on manly beach this weekend with temps soaring to 35/36 degrees.

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